Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Super Head Is The Most Basic Of Them All

First, if you have not read the latest bullshit with Super head here is the link: http://www.catchmebc.com/karrine-steffans-superhead-puts-her-husband-on-blast-on-twitter/

Now that you have read this pure act of coonery, please allow me to offer my sincere condolences to that guy's ego. That poor stupid ass nigga. Son, just for literally wifing up "Super head" you were fucking up bro. When you can google all of your eskimo brothers that is a real problem, or when your ipod is filled with all the dudes your WIFE has smashanged that is a real cause for concern. But, let me get to her.

Andddddd the award for most basic chick of all time goes to....Super head!!! *all the loose vagina lips clap in unison* I realized that she obviously had issues simply based on her nickname and what she is famous for, but I had no idea it was that bad. Honestly, I thought she was just a ho, but these recent events have enlightened me on a whole other level guys. She has disillusioned herself into believing that she deserves a "boss" and that calling out your supposed husband on the internet is the thing to do when you are unhappy with your marriage. She literally puts herself on blast by saying that she is cheating with other dudes, in particular rappers. What has America created??? Is this the product of the "American Dream"?I surely hope not, but I fear that I am naively wrong. I mean we all want to get rich and gain some fame by doing what we want. But here is a rather whorish woman (This is documented and if you don't believe me check out Mr. Marcus Vs. Superhead. I will admit, however, home girl got skills but I digress...) who has gained the attention of the American public and wrote a best selling novel that detailed her sexual exploits. I mean, seriously??? What happened to people who wanted to start companies or find a cure for cancer. I seriously fear for the direction our society is going. Either way, that was very uncool on her part. Groupies these days...SMH.

-Nick

Dania Ramirez: Yes Please

If you don't like Dania Ramirez, you are doing it wrong. She is best known for her roles in Entourage, The Sopranos, and Heroes. She was born in the Dominican Republic and she is straight up fine (sorry, I know that is a bit off topic but "holy cats and hot dogs batman" she is beautiful) and a very talented actress. I find it very cool that she is that beautiful and also a great actress. God keeps showing off and he does great work. I love her accent and from what I've read she is very nice in person. Thus, I present to you all: Dania Ramirez.

Key and Peele: Chappelle’s Bastard Children?

I think we can all agree that the Chappelle Show was THE SH!T. The jokes in that show were remarkably relevant and ingenious. However, this new sketch comedy show “Key and Peele” is pretty funny, but I have some issues with it. Sequels suck most times (and Key and Peele doesn’t suck but it aint great) and this show has the potential to suck like a drunk chick with daddy issues if things don't change.

First of all, it is WAY too similar to Chappelle Show for me to truly respect it. Although, I realize that big networks like comedy central often use ideas that worked in the past and give them a small spin to try and make the same money twice…it still pisses us off when they try to get over on you. Comedy Central is really pulling an “NBC” with this one. (Yes, I hate NBC) The way the show is presented is the same. The only thing missing is Dave Chappelle’s genius and a musical act at the end. Oh yea, and Charlie Murphy’s black a$$.

Second, I feel like they are running out of jokes already. How is that possible? There has literally been like 5 episodes! They have done sooooo many Obama skits. It’s like watching CNN during black history month. Now, I will admit that they are mildly humorous but seriously…do some new shit. Another thing they continue to do is “black” humor. They are taking quite a few stereotypes and doing sketches about them, which, in principle, I have no problem with. My problem is that they keep doing it. In my opinion, a quality show should do more than just point out stereotypes but it should be able to crossover more.

Finally, who The F$CK are Key and Peele?? They honestly remind me of a black bert and ernie. I know they both came from Madtv but damn man…these are the best ninjas yall could find? Chappelle was a comedic legend and now we are stuck with his disciples who changed some of the material and smoke less weed. I’m not saying they aren’t talented, but if you are going to mimic the Chappelle show you better come with it. These dudes are seriously walking that line from being successfully funny to just corny.

All in all, I’d say the show is a 7/10 for now. But, I’m almost sick of it already and it seems to lack originality and that “WOW” factor. Key and Peele seems like the ABC Family version of the Chappelle show. Time will tell what this show ends up doing but I don’t see it going much further than being what it is: the bastard child of the Chappelle show.

-Nick